Shitposts
This is my stress outlet that causes me the most stress
This is my stress outlet that causes me the most stress. Think about that for a second. The thing I...
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Shitposts
Transparent dictatorship is the only management style
Too much democracy is a problem. Had a business partner who introduced voting structures. Brought on team members without my...
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10 for the wolf, 3 for the shepherd, 1 for the sheep
10 for the wolf. 3 for the shepherd. 1 for the sheep. The wolf hunts. The wolf risks everything. The...
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Music taste is character, not preference
I would probably break up with someone over not liking techno. Sounds extreme. It isn’t. Music taste isn’t what you...
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Ads sell more tickets than almost any DJ
This is the sentence that ended a decade of conventional wisdom in event promotion: ads sell more tickets than almost...
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Drama sells like nothing else
Most promoters treat drama like a disease. Something to suppress, manage, contain. I treated it like gasoline. SLIST was born...
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The arrest was the best thing that happened for credibility
In July 2025, I got arrested. The event got raided. The cancel campaigns hit peak velocity simultaneously. By every conventional...
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I love cancel wars
If you know anything about me, I LOVE cancel wars. I make that shit my bitch. I believe in escalating....
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Shitposting is the only honest marketing
Every other promoter in NYC posts the same shit. Ethereal flyer. “Immersive experience.” “Safe space.” “Community gathering.” It all reads...
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BPM is P&L engineering
People think tempo is an artistic choice. It is. But it’s also a financial one. At 140 BPM, people drink...